Did I ever tell y’all about the time some woman called me asking if I knew her husband?

And why was I calling him

Fun times I tell ya

,,

you smell like outside

black mothers and grandmothers across the U.S. (via pettywhite)

(Source: frenchmontanicure, via annaliseekeating)

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*